The Ten Commandments of a Dog!

Posted by becky on April 26, 2011 in All about ROSE, To Make You Smile |


1. Thou shall not do your bathroom business in thy master’s yard.

2. Thou shall not growl at the hand that feeds you nor no one they love.

3. Thou shall not roll in dead stuff, thy master does not like the smell.

4. Thou shall not urinate on the bed of thy master.

5. Thou shall not jump from a moving vehicle.

6. Thou shall not eat a bone beside the bed where thy master is sleeping.

7. Thou shall not lick yourself in the presence of thy master.

8. Thou shall not drink from the toliet (it may not have been flushed).

9. Thou shall not re-eat what you have just ejected from your stomach.

10. Thou shall not show more affection to anyone other than thy master and the ones they love.

The Ten Commandments of a Dog are brought to you from the heart of Rose.

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