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PACKERS take a COLD Shower!

Posted by becky on February 5, 2011 in Super Bowl Bling |

This is not fair….is someone in Dallas favoring the Steelers? No wonder Dallas had troubles this year, they were dreading taking a cold shower! That this just girl’s point of view!

Cowboys warn Packers: Your postgame shower will be frigid!

By MJD

Cowboys Stadium, home of Super Bowl XLV, cost over $1 billion, holds about 100,000 people, contains 2,900 televisions, 1,700 toilets and is home to two 160-foot wide video screens.

What it does not have is enough hot water for the home team to enjoy a warm postgame shower.

Via Todd Archer of ESPNDallas.com, Cowboys players Jason Witten(notes),Miles Austin(notes) and Jay Ratliff(notes) have all warned of the lack of hot water in the home team’s locker room. Packers tackle Bryan Bulaga(notes) is not amused.

“Wow, that puts a damper on the day. […] Cold water? I’m just saying, how much did that stadium cost: $1.2 billion? Get a hot water tank. It should be the size of a room.”

It should probably be the size of a Walmart. In fact, for $1.2 billion, each member of the home team should have his own private bathing pond and two professional bathers to sponge him down.

But something tells me that if the Packers win, they won’t mind the cold. If they lose, sure, that shower’s going to seem a lot longer and a lot colder.

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