I recently stumbled upon this definition of a REAL WOMAN.
Are you (or your spouse) a real woman?
1. A real woman always keeps her house clean and organized,
2. The laundry basket is always empty.
3. She’s always is well dressed.
4. Her hair is always done.
5. She never swears.
6. She always behaves gracefully in all situations and all circumstances.
7. She has more than enough patience to take care of her family.
8. She always has a smile on her lips.
9. She always has a kind word for everyone.
Now, do you suspect that you might be a man. 😀